First off, I'm not sure if Dariy Queen was hiring, or if they still are hiring. Either way, does this mean that they were looking for the most recent insane asylum escapees? Or perhaps are they on the market for the world's best looking chef, they just ran out of the right letters? Or maybe, someone went a little crazy with the Hot Cocoa, and even then, is Cocoa really that good of an employee to say "we're hiring?" Or did they learn that none of those options would really be hot eats, or cool treats, so that is why they "were hiring?" Good old Dairy Queen on Canyon, keepin' us on our toes, they treat us right!